Conversations with T

" whenever you need broken LEGOs, just ask for Rory!"

Conversations with Ro: trouble

He brings me a mini box of milk duds to open for him. It's 8 am.
Me: You are trouble!
Ro: yes, I trouble. Trouble, trouble, trouble!

Conversations with Ro- confident in his knowledge

We were at Target, walking through the baby section when he starts pointing at things and telling me what he sees
Ro: baby's horns!
Me: no honey. That's called a breast pump.
Ro: no! Baby's horn! It's loud!

Conversations with T--Imaginary friends

At bedtime, saying prayers...
Me: "And for Rory's friends, Danny, Xander, Amelia, Zane, Tristan and Rowr."
T: He loves Rowr because he's a dinosaur that's his imaginary friend, and mine is...(loud pause)
Me: It's ok if you don't have an imaginary friend, you know, you're older. 
T: No! I do! It's uhhhhh....BUFFALO Marshmallow man! He's cool! and when he cries, marshmallows come out of his eyes.

Conversations with T--Playdate snacks

We were getting ready to eat lunch and then go to a friend's house.
T:  I'm just packing a few snacks for us in case we get hungry--cheese, hot dog, bacon...
Me: Why don't we just eat lunch first?

Conversations with T- More life goals

 (whining)T: my teacher thinks when I grow up, I'm going to be a teacher.
Robert: she thinks you're going to be a teacher! What do you want to be?
T: I want to be a teacher AND batman.
Robert: I think that sounds like a GREAT idea, buddy!

Conversations with Ro and T--Sunday Morning Quandries

Conversations with Ro--
He insisted on getting "Jesus bread" during communion today. I asked him afterward, out of curiosity, 
Me: Ro, do you know what Jesus bread is for? What it means?
Ro: love.

Conversations with T:
T: there's pigeons! Coo! Coo!
Me: where did you learn that, T?
T: nowhere. Sometimes I'm just smart.