Conversations with Ro and T--Need to work on our sneakiness

Conversations with T and Ro:
They're trying to plot something in the basement. We're not sure what, but do know they're not very good at it.
T: ( to Ro) you go distract papa.
Ro: papa! Distract distract distract!

Conversations with T and G--Rough housing fun

G and T just tag teamed Robert Hager. T:" do you want me to fart you again?"

Conversations with T--Social Justice Fail

(Attempted) serious Conversations with T:
We passed a guy who had been pulled over by cops and was in handcuffs. I used that opportunity to talk to him about how " peach" people ( what he calls his skin color) get in trouble with police less than " brown" people and how that's playing favorites and that's wrong.
Me:" what would you do if Kavi ( his buddy) was doing nothing wrong, and a police officer started yelling at him? How might you protect him?

T: I'd take off my shirt and take off my pants, and show (the cops) my nakkie!